Fantasy Football Rankings Week 12: Sleepers, projections, starts, sits | Zach Charbonnet, AJ Dillon

May 2024 · 12 minute read

Read The Athletic’s fantasy football QB stock watch for Week 12. 

Kyren Williams is back, Zach Charbonnet is a top play, Isaiah Likely is a tight end sleeper and Odell Beckham is relevant again… it’s Thanksgiving week for sure. The Week 12 fantasy football rankings have some interesting names in start-worthy territory, and the game previews have the relevant nuggets to give you an edge. Plus, it’s Thanksgiving food talk to round things (like your belly! badabum-chhhh) out…

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WEEK 12 FANTASY FOOTBALL PREVIEWS

** BYES: NONE **

NOTE: ALL of the stats are SINCE WEEK 6 — unless noted. That’s because it’s good to look at recent performance versus year-long with defenses, etc., as in-season adjustments can change things.

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Acronyms

Packers at Lions, 12:30 p.m., Thanksgiving

Commanders at Cowboys, 4:30 p.m., Thanksgiving

49ers at Seahawks, 8:20 p.m., Thanksgiving

Dolphins at Jets, 3:00 p.m., Friday

Saints at Falcons, 1 p.m.

Steelers at Bengals, 1 p.m.

Panthers at Titans, 1 p.m.

Buccaneers at Colts, 1 p.m.

Patriots at Giants, 1 p.m.

Jaguars at Texans, 1 p.m.

Browns at Broncos, 4 p.m.

Rams at Cardinals, 4 p.m.

Chiefs at Raiders, 4 p.m.

Bills at Eagles, 4 p.m.

Ravens at Chargers, SNF

Bears at Vikings, MNF

WEEK 12 FANTASY FOOTBALL SLEEPERS

These are sleepers (DuckTales and Darkwing Duck style — Woo-oo is worthy of the risk in most leagues, and Dangerous is if you need a Hail Mary). They will not mimic my rankings 100%. This is about chasing upside and often carries more risk — put simply, they are upside plays you might consider over a solid floor option.

Woo-oo Worthy

Let’s Get Dangerous

FUN WITH RANKINGS!

Thanksgiving is here, so it’s food time! Before we settle into football watching and carb comas between the afternoon/evening games, it’s time for the Top 10 Best — and Worst — Thanksgiving sides.

Best Thanksgiving Sides

  • Crescent rolls — Breads in general. Hate it all you want, but when do you eat it? With the food… on the side. I could crush an entire basket of them and not blink — warm, fluffy, dripping with butter… drool
  • Sweet potato… something — I’m not sure what to call it, but thinly sliced, baked in this syrup/brown sugar glaze — candied yams maybe? Sweet potato casserole is a good backup.
  • Stuffing — Homemade!
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Mac and cheese — I can see arguing it’s not a real Thanksgiving dish, and my family doesn’t do it, but if I’m somewhere with it being offered for consumption, you know I’m having some
  • Stuffed mushrooms
  • Roasted potatoes (red skin) or potatoes au gratin (not going to lie, I had to look up the spelling)
  • Cornbread — and NO, cornbread does NOT have actual corn pieces in it
  • Antipasto salad — Many variations, but my family’s is pepperoni, soppressata, cheddar, mozzarella, pepper jack, artichoke and an Italian dressing
  • More rolls and stuffing! — Seconds of these are better than anything else you could add to your plate.
  • Worst Thanksgiving Sides

  • Ambrosia Salad — I don’t know what unicorn fairy banished to hell thought of this, but this fruit stuff is nightmare fuel.
  • Salad, salad — A salad? Who’s trying to eat healthy on Thanksgiving or wants to waste time with a salad to start? Just get to the good stuff!
  • Premade veggie tray — Laziest side dish — aka, your lame friend who spent five minutes and dollars bringing their “contribution to the party”… which they don’t even eat while gobbling down all the good stuff — and you have this.
  • Coleslaw — I love coleslaw, but it has no place or relevance with Thanksgiving.
  • Kale — This “superfood” is super disgusting no matter how many times your friends want to ramble on about it while showing you IG photos of their Cross Fit classes, 20-mile hikes and hemp shoes.
  • Creamed spinach — Is this a dip? It’s not a side dish, that’s for sure. It’s more like when my dog ate pieces of a green toy and puked it up.
  • Soup — Like salad, why are we wasting time with pre-meal items? No one is sick. Keep your water food away from Thanksgiving!
  • Corn/Peas canned stuff — Really, any canned vegetable is lame, tasteless and left for the kiddie table.
  • Cranberry sauce — This will get the most hate because I know many who absolutely love this red, Jell-O-like, glop of “fruit.”
  • Green bean casserole — How can we make green beans even worse? Put soup on them! Creamy — often mushroom — soup stuff and crunchy onions make them better? Bleh.
  • WEEK 12 FANTASY FOOTBALL PROJECTIONS

    🚨 HEADS UP 🚨 These can differ from my rankings, and my ranks are the order I’d start players outside of added context, such as, “Need highest upside, even if risky.” Also, based on 4-point TDs for QB, 6-point rest, and Half-PPR

    Projections Download Link — Saturday

    WEEK 12 FANTASY FOOTBALL RANKINGS

    🚨 HEADS UP 🚨

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